My name is Charlie. I am currently a 19 year old college student at Kent state university. I am majoring in criminology and justice studies. This blog is going to be for and about whatever it is I feel at that moment.
my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan
I dont even watch the news cause its
- A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!
- THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
Teacher: So today, you are all gonna be designing characters-
Me: *busts out sketchbook/pencils/erasers/laptop/tablet*
i want more characters like anders in da:i tbh. divisive ones that take bold actions, morally grey you know. ones you can really hate or adore